timed 620~ we proceeded to walk towards e steamboat shop... and got our yuanyang guo~ a guo with 2 types of soup lar.. chicken n tomyam soup~~~~ hee~mild hotness de.. coz both of us cant eat too hot de~ so we cooked alot of veggies... n notice how dey turned out later... =_=" withered vegs... haha~~~

wat happened later was e highlight of e day... i dunno who tot of it.. but we began playin with e corn... yeahh.. e CORN~~~ duhZ.. so we poked e chopstick on e corn.... and played with it like it were drumsticks... hmmmz... crazy but its fun when u're playin lar.. so we tot of a song to go along with it.. n yea we tot of e same crappy sonG... and she sang it loR~~~ *pengZ* we were basically like e ONLY 2 CRAZY people at e shop lor.. nobody seems to be playin with their food like us.... haha~~~~ takin pics n vidz on mobile smmore... e ppl ard us muz be tinkin wat are these 2 wackos doin man.. laughin like hyenas n swingin corns on chopsticks....!!!! chattin n laughin all e way...~ ROFL...~

timed 85o++pm... we had enuf with e cornstiks n wanted to tengchu le... had 2 cups of lime juice left as we ordered a jug.. so gotta finish... den e ahger so clever lor... say we compete see who can finish their cup of lime juice 1st... den say who lose carry e other person's bag lor... den i complain its lame n boliao lor.. carry bag nia.. den she SOOOOO CLEVER... say whoever wins gets to choose a pic of e other person, taken dat day, and post on both of us de blog loRz.. so clever rite??????? den she signaled 3, 2, 1 n we began suckin e straws frantically... bio-ing e other person's cup as we drank e lime juice.... in the end..... I WON~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL..~ she got a lil left nia lar.. hahaha.. so she complained dat i'm scary... drink so fast.. =_=" pics aint chosen yet so will post laterz~~ XD

timed 900pm... walked off our table.... suddenly i said to ahger... 'EH WE HAVEN PAYYYYYYY~!~!!' yeah... we walked to e end of e shop beside and no one realised we haven pay~!!!!! and i walked back to pay of coz lar~~~~~! haha... JOKER lorz... ppl eat liao go off dey also dunno... duHz.. howda do bizness de~ neway we were kinda like laughin n walkin like drunked ediots.. n even skipped outta e toilet is bugis junction, flickin water @ one anothers face.... so ediotic dat one of e person who was goin in, stared at us...~ =_="

oh well, dat kinda marks e end of e day lar.. typin it out aint as funny as goin thru all of it... coz words dun decribe e craziness of everythg.. nor e fun n laughter dat u get doin all of it... but it reminds me of e laughter n joy dat i got lar... lol~ in fact e purpose of dis post is not for u to understand e craziness but mainly for me to remember the FUN n laughter.. rofl.. and e fact dat a 2 person steamboat can be fun n enjoyable dependin on who u're with~! requirements? ppl with crazy ideas n ppl who play along!!!!! =D

tots: i tot it was weird to eat steamboat with juz another person.. after tonite, i chged my tinkin entirely... it didnt matter how many ppl there were.. but whoever it is, u're dinin with, matters a WHOLE lot... u can have 10 ppl but it can be juz as boring if theres none who can joke n play. =)

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006


Having Constipation?

An edited version of avrils complicated.. take a look. its funny.

a MUZ SEE for ahger... hee~~

http://dietpepsi.20megsfree.com/constipation.swf

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Thursday, May 11, 2006


Guy with Rebond hair = Gay?

wellwell... was talkin to giggsy dis few days lar.... den hor she say she saw one of our poly guy which we know thru irc last time larz... our course mate somemore... hmm.. he's a jewish guy larz... and had fusilli lookalike hair larz... so..... she said, she saw him lar... and he had shoulder length rebonded hair... dyed ash brown somemore~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

WTH~!!! when i heard it in office, i almost erupted out laughin loRz... for those who know me well.. i laugh very 'softly' lorz.. keke~~~ so ALMOST lar.. so is still Hengz de lor... *phewzzz* so thru'out our whole chat dat day..... we were like laughin n laughin n i cudnt really keep my mouth from smiling.. grinning... i suppose i shd look really dumb at dat mo.. coz we were juz chattin on msn n i CANT stop myself from grinnin and its those u can barely keep ur eyebrows from movin dat type~ *pEngZ*

as if things are not bad enuf... dat giggsy proceed to draw out how he looked like from behind..., dat is when she saw him lar.... duHz.. i almost typed 'when she saw her' *pEngz* well, i shall edit e pic when i'm free n post it here lar... coz i did screenshots of our chat~~~ rofl~~~ the pics are drawn rather ugly lar.. but FUNNY~~~~~~~~~~~~! ho ho ho~ i am so bad.... but sigh~ i dun really care... haha... neway she was with her mom lar.. den she dun dare go ask him how he is.. coz she's scared her mom will call him a GAY.... coz her mom's quite critical of such things lar.. haha... not dat we wanna judge dat he's gay juz coz he had shoulder length rebonded hair.... =X rofl~~~ neway.. enufs said..... till den....~

tots: guys with ger lookin hair = gay? *shrugs* shdnt judge ppl by their hair or dressin ba? coz its juz individuals preference.. but actions do tell alot yea? =X keke~ havin mean tots again~ *hiakz*

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Sunday, May 07, 2006


Sian Sian Sian~

well, kinda unhappy today abt somethg some1 said.., frm a Mr. P. well, 1stly i dun need comparisons with ur couz.. 2ndly i wudnt be Me.. if i were to be like ur couz.. 3rdly we aint factory-made so its impossible dat i'll be like ur couz... 4thly i dun tink how mature i am is related to u or of any concern to u... =___=" 5thly~ we werent even talkin abt dis topic at dat time~ juz some kinda joke abt a kid... so watz e matter man.....? hai...~

neway met suleng today n watched The Wild.. aint a fantastic show aint a super funny show so it juz aint worth e dollars spent.. but oh well... e time spent with frenz is forever worthwhile of coz.. considerin ya dun always get to spend time together, be it quality time or juz hangin ard man... got crazy together again larz.. as usual... not really dat crazy also larz.. basically i m tired today but den again i dun seem to be like i'm tired... its a weird feelin lar.. i barely slept lastnite n here i am still doin crappy thgs n wide awake... barely havin e sleepy feelin.. wats happpenin man.. i dun like it dis way lORz... accumulatin all e tiredness and lettin it crash all at once.. dUhz... haiz....

so 2day i collected my orler larz.. convertin sm files nw... hopefully it works ok~ went back to centre for e bibleclass aft e collection. was kinda havin halfed closed eyes i i did listen lar.. probably be puttin some of e thgs here another day. when i dun feel so messed up...

tots: sakjdahs;oifhio;hasd;lkfj;lsadjkofja;shofihlkajl;sdjk ooapjdopjas;j;lajs
( no vulgarities but juz a rather messed up mind)

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kinda juz gt hm n had a quick shower. haven been able to slp well recently... dunch know why manz... well, its nt dat i aint tired. but den whenever i feel tired enuf to go to bed, den i lie there like hours awake lo.... ~ *peNgz* aint really matter neway.

so juz nw watched show with my oldest pet. lol.. =x she kinda know i was feelin really sian ba... den offered to acc me... =) thanx ar... but ended stayin up so late.. wonder if she regrets.. hahaa~~~ budden i also chose to watch it near her hse so she can get hm superfast lo~ well, kinda feel bad actually... haha.. lettin a ALWAYS lack of slp person to acc me... till so late. hopefully i dun see her sick tmr.. if not i'll feel real guilty manz... er.... treat u to e steamboat nxt time la.. compensate u for e slp...~ hee~

saw some really FUNNY pics of the MFJ loRz.... *pEngZ* super vain n super lotsa poses n super lian @ a certain period of her teen days lor.... can really *faintZ* some pics qualify for bollywood auditions lorzzzz... err... she better nt see these... haha~~ if not she'll probably scream into my ears nxt time she toks to me~~~ *fainTz*

oh well... i tink i woke my fishes up.. dey were kinda like floatin motionless in e water until i gt home n switched on e lights.. dey look kinda pale.... stoned... n liveless.. hahaa.... interestin...~ rarely get to see em lidat.. only occasionally in e mornings.. hehe.. sorry fishies eh~ neway my tank light auto switch-off only at 2am so dey slept awhile nia.. so is ok ba? =P~

tots: tink i heard some sound frm my parents room. dun wan em scream so its time for lights out~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, May 04, 2006


Ashley's Blog New Layout

i created a new blogskin for ashley... neway i kinda editted my own larz.. hahaa... the colour choosing was the horror part lorz.. muz choose carefully so it will appear nice as a whole and not mismatched... the header as well... dun ask me why i redid it so fast but it was juz a sudden thought and i added a verse in the pic as well.. juz happen to see dat verse after i flipped my bible dis morning when i reached office while i was tinkin of her... she is easily startled by loud sounds after the 2 funerals dat took place under her block when she juz went home... poor baby... hope dat she can sleep better and feel more secured...

neway, today dat badegg ahma, aunty, obasan, MFJ jie called me ard 1.... e moment i hello she called me MG lerrrrrrrr.... so badegg lorz... say she goin to bank den engeng on e way so call me to kajiao me since she never see me online in e morning... duHz.......~ thanks for missing me lidat lor~~~~ *FAInTz* eng le bolang kajiao den 1st one come to ur tots is me~~~ very honored...
=___=" feelin tired liaoz.. haven been sleepin well dis whole week. dunno y... gonna log off n do bizness lerz =P tho i dun get any $$ frm it. >_<

tots: back to e old ppl need lesser slp... am i gettin younger? rofl.. no...! i'm juz tokin crap... ignore me... lack of slp makes me crazy n unsafe to be with.. , so....., STAY AWAY nxt time. XD

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Monday, May 01, 2006


Slice Slice CHOP CHOP!!!

was very tired 2day but i sms jie for fun see if she wanna come online.. haha... den she really say she will come aft she bathe lorz.. haha.. so gd yea? haha.. coz i keep sayin she no come lunch find me 2day.. lol~ probably come pei me coz of dis... hiAKz.. =D so nice of her hor?

so today i hadda wake early @ ard 630 to go centre help e person whos in charge of cookin.. not dat i dread helpin, but e waking up is e terrible part of everythg larz.. LOL.. coz i live FAR~ usually my dad will drive us over aft breakfast. however if i gotta go early, i gotta go MYSELF... lol~ datz e bad part lar.. neway of coz it aint a dreadful thg n i hope i din make everythg sound terrible.. hahaz.. i had a great time helpin out in fact.. n as usual, i went crappy thru'out larz.. i guess charlene knows very well la... keke~! OK.. n everytime i blame it to insufficient sleep lar.. which in fact i suppose is true la. =P

well i got to CHOP some pork up which was quite tedious n also great if u in bad mood la.. LOL.. too bad i was too entertained by my own crap so it aint really SHUANG choppin e pork.

so we slice n chop lotsa things, endin with granny fingers... wat are those things? which i am lazy to say.. so there they go~!




tots: sometimes things can be quite terrible n dreadful in a point of view... it can however be an enjoyable process if u try to tink in another perspective...

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